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I didn't have the heart to break it to him

<b>  <b></b> Coworker:</b> I drink basically nothing but water.<p><b>Me:</b> Yeah me too, except for Dasani. It tastes nasty. They put salt in their water.<p><b>Coworker:</b> Oh yeah? Well I know they put chemicals in their water.<p><b>Me:</b> Do they really?<p><b>Coworker:</b> Yeah, if you look on the label they have a chemical listed under the ingredients ...chlorine...chloride... something like that.<p><b>Me:</b> ...Sodium Chloride....?<p><b>Coworker:</b> Yeah that! Too much of that can be deadly. I won't drink the stuff.<p><b>Me:</b> .......................<p><p>

I googled the word “lethargy” and have been staring at the definition on dictionary.com for about 5 solid minutes while chanting “this is me…this is me”